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Funny Life Lesson Quotes


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FUNNY LIFE LESSON QUOTES


Funny Quotes
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” - Oscar Wilde

Funny Sayings
"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.” - Billy Sunday

Humorous Quotes
"A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” - Franklin Jones

Humor Quotes
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” - Abraham Lincoln

Comedy Quotes
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.” - Will Rogers

Funny Quotes
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” - Benjamin Franklin

Funny Sayings
"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.” - W.H. Auden

Witty Quotes
"It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” - Thomas Sowell

FUNNY LIFE LESSON QUOTES


Humor Quotes
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” - Oscar Wilde

Funny Quotes
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” - Marylin Monroe

Funny Sayings
"It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” - Ronald Reagan

Humorous Quotes
"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.” - Anonymous

Comedy Quotes
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Proverbs
"When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.” - Polish Proverb

Funny Quotes
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein
Inspirational Sayings

Evergreen: A Life of Humor & Good Cheer

It is good to look on the cheerful side of life. A touch of humor is necessary to the salvation of the serious individual. It is a gift to see droll things and to express them in droll fashion. To see the funny side of one's own accomplishments is the highest achievement of the philosopher. And there is hope for a country in which the greatest wits are also the most earnest of moral teachers. A touch of humor recalls us to our senses. It "makes the whole world kin".
- David Starr Jordan (From the Book Evergreen: 50 Inspirational Life Lessons)
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